Tony Heaton, English sculptor and wheelchair user. (via indizombie)
"You have to come to the conclusion that it is a lack of will to create a more accessible world"
this of course, applies to all disability.
Couldn’t be more spot-on.
"Are you an alcoholic?
- We can help you.
Booze home delivery”
— Fan submission, thanks infinity-inside
The Vreth Twitter hall of fame.
*laughing her ass off*
OMG, that was priceless. This guy is great, too. I talked with him for a short while after a Finntroll gig, and he’s sweet as hell. ANd made a fool of myself thinking he understood Finnish. Whatever.
And, just so to know: why would someone write a blog about someone’s armpits? I mean, c’mahn. But the tag tells pretty much everything.
Wasabi Candy Canes - You know they’re Wasabi Candy Canes, but to everyone else they look like normal mint-flavored green-striped candy canes. Of course, when they grab one, instead of the minty goodness they’ll be expecting, they get a mouthful of horseradishy heat!
oh that is positively evil
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THESE THINGS. My mom literally brought these home today and didn’t tell me. sO I JUST WALKED UP AND SAW THESE CANDY CANES ON THE MOTHER FUCKING TREE AND THOUGHT THEY WERE SOME SORT OF WATERMELON OR GREEN APPLE AND I GOT WASABI. MY MOM WAS LAUGHING AT ME. ALL I COULD TASTE WAS COLD HARD BETRAYAL
That’s the evilest thing I can imagine.
i think that french horn is out of tune, it looks a little flat.
Oh nooo :’o
DAT pun, tho’.
i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard
What book is this? I must have this because of reasons?
friends don’t let friends bang cows
DAT table of contents… I can’t, I just can’t *dies laughing*